Update: Terminus!

April 16, 2010

Thought I’d add a couple last items to this thing before I let it for real-real meet with some earnest cyber-entropy. I hope to get my new, more professional portfolio site up and running in the coming few months.

WHICH WILL LOOK KINDA LIKE THIS:

Still needs a lot of work, but you get the idea.

FIRST: The album cover for my brother’s band’s (the electro-metal wizards known as “Screaming Mechanical Brain”) new iTunes exclusive remix album.

Made in the vein of the old Atari/Coleco/PC games that had covers which were a million times more exciting than the actual ultra-simplistic games. This was a lot of fun to make.

SECOND: A piece of multi-purpose promotional art for the aforementioned album.

I know the "Che Frankenstein" thing has been done, but I still wanted to do it. I pieced this Frankenche together using the two constituent characters and applied them to a bare (but heavily damaged) wall in a warzone.

THIRD: I made a website for a coworker/musician friend of mine. You can see it at www.willhutchinson.net

Wicked rustic.

FOURTH: I also made a Saul Bass inspired flier for a show of his from scratch.

A lesser-known Hitchcock film.

FIFTH: Speaking of Saul Bass, here is the similarly inspired poster I made for a play I am currently working on about a conspiracy theory radio show host who must break down his entire paranoid mythology he has been building up on air to save a life!

I really do love those all-seeing eyes.

That’s most of it. Be good kids.

Assorted: Board Game, Fliers, Stencils

May 2, 2009
A board game cover I made for a digital art class.

A board game cover I made for a digital art class.

For a good long time, I got lazy and did a lot of faux-pixel art in Photoshop. This is an example of that. For a group project in my digital art class at Beloit College we had to design a board game, from the box to the game mechanics to the board and pieces. My responsibility was the title, back story, and the box. The very generic story involved four kids, including the redheaded geek and the reluctant emo kid, being sucked into a computer to defeat the MEGAVIRUS using a high form of arithmetic called ULTRAMATH. The name came naturally. I envisioned it having some kind of early 90′s commercial with bad animation of the world within the game kind of like this, and some live action footage of kids sitting around the board having way too much fun considering the dullness of the actual game. After landing on a “short-circuit” space on the board, a young boy grabs his head in shock and shouts, “MY MEGABYTES!!!” (the points accumulated in the game).

Self-portrait. Limited photoshop help, then colored pencils

Self-portrait. Limited photoshop help, then colored pencils.

Sophomore year effort towards making my internet social network portraits more interesting. I don’t look right in that hat anymore, that scarf disappeared, and the zipper on that jacket fell off. Those days are over.

It is true, no?

It is true, no?

One of my earlier fliers and Photoshop collage things advertising Earth Day at my time with the School of Environmental Studies. I can’t let space go, even if the subject is very particularly the Earth.

Ben's second big party invite.

Ben's second big party invite.

I was tasked with making the invites to Ben’s party fun times in the summer of 2003. The pulp sci-fi picture sampled here was taken from another sampling at one of Something Awful’s earlier Photoshop Phridays. I’m no plagiarist, I swear. No more than the rest of the damnable internets, honest.

Picture of my brother, Cass, using Photoshop and colored pencil and pens.

Picture of my brother, Cass, using Photoshop and colored pencil and pens.

Leland drawn, and colored within a computer from a photo. Art? Nah.

Leland drawn, and colored within a computer from a photo. Art? Nah.

I started to feel bad about doing this kind of portraiture after a while, as it consists of taking a photograph in Photoshop, tracing important parts, printing it out real light, tracing the lines with a pen or marker, and coloring accordingly. Then I discovered that it was just a primitive version of vectorizing in Adobe Illustrator. Still, I’m reluctant to revisit this kind of drawing, which I did a lot of in spring 2007.

An Andrew WK stencil I made and sprayed. He is a bit of a hero to me.

An Andrew WK stencil I made and sprayed. He is a bit of a hero to me.

Blurry picture of a stencil of my brother, Cass, who is a bass player and did have blue hair.

Blurry picture of a stencil of my brother, Cass, who is a bass player and did have blue hair.

A pair of sultry stencils of my friend, Tontie.

A pair of sultry stencils of my friend, Tontie.

In the summer and fall after I graduated from SES, I took up the hobby of making and spraying stencils. More often than not, they were portraits of people I knew or wanted to know. My methods were primitive then, I ought to revisit this stuff soon.

"You're the Bomb"

"You're the Bomb"

"Why must our love be forbidden?"

"Why must our love be forbidden?"

Every year, I put together at least a couple valentines like this. I slip them under dorm doors and bolt. It’s better that way. I’ll uncover more in the future. Stay put.

Gallery ABBA

May 1, 2009

For two semesters at Beloit College, I worked at its campus art gallery/store.  Gallery ABBA (Art as Business, Business as Art) was part of an entrepreneurial grant given to the college for the application of the liberal arts to small business ownership. It was located in a section of the old Beloit main street, where the college also had a recording studio, a small office for other grant projects, and a television studio.

My duties included updating the website with new shows, acting as a co-curator at shows, sitting in the gallery during business hours, and designing many of the posters for the various shows taking place at the gallery. This gave me the opportunity to improvise ways to hang pictures, search through the artifacts that accumulate in a gallery basement, and rub elbows with some interesting alumni during shows. One VIP I got to see at a show and also at an awards dinner was the late self-made billionaire and president of ABC Supply Co. and Beloit native Ken Hendricks, who died a couple years ago under tragic and ironic circumstances (A building supplies mogul, who originally made a fortune in roofing supplies, dying after a fall from his roof while repairing it. Why does a billionaire repair his own roof? The mystery deepens.).

I got to spend late nights putting together shows, designing fliers, and working with friends while wearing suits and pointing at art of varying quality that I had hung in the hours before. I’d do it again. Here are some of the fliers I made for the shows that I helped assemble and curate.

My first ABBA flier, for the alumni show.

My first ABBA flier, for the alumni show.

A questionable theme for a metashow.

A questionable theme for a metashow.

Senior show fun. Don't like this one so much, it was made under the instruction of someone over my shoulder.

Senior show fun. Don't like this one so much, it was made under the instruction of someone over my shoulder.

My favorite flier I made. It was for the fantasy club's art show, which was a pretty interesting collection. Fairy people, etc.

My favorite flier I made. It was for the fantasy club's art show, which was a pretty interesting collection. Fairy people, etc.

The Beloit College Round Table

May 1, 2009

There was a night in my sophomore year at Beloit College when my neighbor and Round Table (Beloit College’s 150 years plus old campus newspaper) editorial staff member R. A. Schwartz asked me if I would like to be the publication’s new layout editor. I didn’t take him too seriously at first, but I said I would be.

The first issue where I implemented my new "lotta squares and lines" layout to the cover, which is still used to this day

The first issue where I implemented my new "lotta squares and lines" layout to the cover, which is still used to this day

Following that were so many sleepless nights, bike rides scouring for submissions, ridiculous space-filling writing sessions, and dozens upon dozens of absurd computer malfunctions.

My original capacity as editor was just as layout editor, the guy who arranged things in an aesthetically pleasing and logical way on the page. Within a month I was doing the lit/art editor’s job for him anyhow, so I adopted that responsibility as well. My duties ranged from placing text and images on the page to conjuring graphics for stories to writing silly little bits to fill space to designing and creating the cover page. While the cover was my favorite thing to work on, it was usually the last thing that was worked on, making my Thursday nights fade into my Friday mornings more often than not.

I did a little doodle of Middle College at Beloit for this cover. Inaccurate and adorable.

I did a little doodle of Middle College at Beloit for this cover. Inaccurate and adorable.

The actual printing process of the paper itself is a strange and highly impractical fusion of modern technique and Hearst-era BS. The whole paper is first assembled in the Round Table office high is Pearsons Hall. When each page is completed, it is printed out on 17×11 inch copy paper. The collated stack of pages is then driven early in the morning to the offices of the Beloit Daily News, a local newspaper containing 60% ads for local businesses, 20% frighteningly stupid opinion pieces, and 10% local news. There, presumably, they put these low-resolution pieces of copy paper into some archaic machine that turned them into really blotchy, blurry, and grainy newsprint. There was talk of moving the publishing operation to the slightly higher-tech operation at the Janesville newspaper ten miles away with the possibility of COLOR pages, but I’ve fallen out of the loop for this prestigious publication.

My favorite cover I got to do. Our Entertainment editor Steve was a sport for being exposed like this along with, yes, a shirtless me to the right.

My favorite cover I got to do for the annual parody issue. Our Entertainment editor Steve was a sport for being exposed like this along with, yes, a shirtless me to the right.

During my tenure as the layout editor, I worked on a dozen issues. I got to implement some goofy ideas which included:

  • Doodle Farm – Just a bunch of doodles from friends’ class notebooks, ranging from equations turning into dogs, bigfoots kissing, to ideas for future restaurants.
  • Racecar Stories – I prompted the editorial staff and other creative minds in Beloit to send me short stories and poems about racecars. Poems about palindromic half-formed twins, super sexy spies, and magic sky cars followed.
  • Alexander and the Skeleton – No matter how short an issue was, I always included at least one of John McConnell’s comic strips, under the name “Alexander and the Skelleton”. They can all be seen here.
  • Frisbee Fan Fiction – John and I combined our favorite fandoms (John doing X-Men and Harry Potter, Star Trek for me) with stories of campus pick-up teams in long and passionate tales of adventure and creepy descriptions of our classmates’ bodies.

Most of my written content came in the form of introductory paragraphs and coming up with clever headlines, most of which are lost to history.

Perk of being the guy who does the cover: Inserting Talking Heads jokes.

Perk of being the guy who does the cover: Inserting Talking Heads jokes.

It was a fun and rewarding experience working on the Round Table. Having a century-and-a-half old newspaper at your disposal to use is something I miss to this day. Although I still function without sleep, biking around asking people for articles, and yell at scanners a whole lot, it is not within the confines of a newspaper or any other such respectable publication.

This is not a threat.

This is not a threat.

Hard to tell from the awful copy of it, but we are burning the tiny Beloit College effigy I made.

Hard to tell from the awful copy of it, but we are burning the tiny Beloit College effigy I made.

A lousy photo of a diorama I created to be the cover of the Round Table a year after I left commemorating the departure of college president John Burris.

A lousy photo of a diorama I created to be the cover of the Round Table a year after I left commemorating the departure of college president John Burris.

Late nights in the smoking lounge were an important part of the Beloit, and especially Round Table, experience.

Late nights in the smoking lounge were an important part of the Beloit, and especially Round Table, experience.

Thanks to Celeste for scanning composites of the Round Table covers that I have lost in my travels.

Voices: The Eastview High School Literary Arts Magazine

April 24, 2009

For all four years of high school, I was a member of the staff of the Voices Literary Arts Magazine. By sophomore year, I was on the editorial staff, which is to say, people who were dedicated enough to put in the long and strange nights and days sifting through entries and putting the final product together. After I left the large and crowded halls of Eastview High School for the smaller and more comfortable passages of the School of Environmental studies at the beginning of my senior year, I still traveled after school to Eastview for Voices.

Taking up the responsibility of making posters for sophomore, junior, and senior year, I made a series of posters that were altered versions of propaganda posters. The first round I put up in sophomore year were largely stolen, which, from what I gathered from listening to a sticky-fingered acquaintance, was because they liked them so, so much.

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voicesposter45

voicesposter6

voicesposter2

voicesamericaflier

First is Chinese, middle two are Soviet, and the third is from the US decring Nazi book burning. I was experimenting a lot with fonts back then, ease up. In senior year I took a slightly different route, reflecting our more scientific theme. A higher resolution one of this one does not exist so far as I know.

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One of my favorite parts of the entire submission, editing, and publication process was the selection of the theme. In retrospect, it may have been corny and lazy to make every issue explicitly themed, but it sure did make design much easier. In 2002, my freshman year, I was uninvolved in the process and the issue ended up being titled “The Mayfly Diaries” with the issue containing chapters that represented different times of the day. The opening piece in the book was a poem that I wrote about the act of writing that, more or less, was me trying to get away with a thinly veiled sexual metaphor. It worked.

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With the next issue, in 2003, we were more indecisive about a specific theme. During the layout phase, I just began to assemble a plaid pattern in Photoshop. I wanted a more sophisticated, but familiar pattern of red, black, brown, and yellow lines culminating in what usually is the standard midwestern couch throw flannel blanket, with a lazy midwestern theme coming forth. It ended up being a tartan theme, held together by a flimsy paragraph in the foreword. I made the above design, and am generally happy about it.

voices2004cover

Here we see the second of the two covers I made, and the first of the two themes I proposed that got selected. In my junior year, 2004, my angst gently suggested that the theme be about the eerie sameness and emptiness present in the suburbs that surrounded the school. I opted out of writing the foreword, and it ended up in the hands of a man who is now a College Republican. It was more praising than critical, but heck. I got to draw the cover in colored pencil. It turned out okay, except the copy I got for free gave the cover an unsightly white border (above). I mean, this is the big leagues, District 196 Print Shop. Jeez.

In my senior year, 2005, I made a whiteboard-intensive plea for a sciencey theme based on the powers of ten, with the recurring theme of the constant patterns in the universe from atomic to galactic scale. It got accepted by the staff, and I drew up an extensive series of ideas for the cover, clip art, layout, and vellum pages. Not being satisfied with how I had actually executed the idea, I assigned the actual illustration to a friend, who did an excellent job. I cannot locate a copy of this issue, but its cover was a striking pattern of electron orbits and distant nuclei. Epic.

Then I graduated.

How Do You Tell if Your Roomate Is a Robot? – The List

April 24, 2009

In late January 2006, within a few weeks of my arrival at Beloit College, John McConnell and I (still, even then, my roommate) wrote a list of methods to determine whether your roommate was a robot. Knowing that the lazy reader (and ourselves) loved lists, we gave them an inane one peppered with Beloit College in-jokes and one very 2005 Brokeback Mountain reference.

Oh, you wanted it? Well, here it is (parentheticals added in the present day):

How to Tell if a Robot is in Your Midst:

  • They keep asking for “RAM”, but continually reject your sexual advances.
  • They are always doing the robot in non-dance situations, but when in a dance situation they stand confused.
  • Their skin is made of a metal, or metal alloy.
  • They love the performance of actor Brent Spiner on the television show “Star Trek: The Next Generation”, but feel less strongly about his performance in 2002’s “Master of Disguise”
  • Resembles robot.
  • Consider Commons’ toaster apparatus to be “hot”. (Commons is the Beloit College cafeteria area)
  • Actual abs of steel.
  • Good listener, sensitive.
  • Physics Major.
  • Has pulled fire alarm, only because it resembles robot clitoris.

  • Steam blows out ears, even without pretty girl walking by.
  • Considers Rosie the Riveter among par with creation goddesses.
  • Is able to survive in the toxic atmosphere of Peet 4. (Peet 4th is, or was, notoriously smoky vice den and dorm)
  • Prints documents out of its anus.
  • Is awkward around your printer since the floor party last Saturday.
  • Uses “MECHANICAL” pencils.
  • Wears glasses.
  • In an effort to fit in, wakes you up continuously at 4 AM to inquire “What about that Commons food, eh?”
  • Instead of drinking on the weekends, covers self in magnets.
  • Doesn’t want to change with other guys in locker room.
  • Explodes during Philosophy course.
  • Continues to steal my pickles out of the Brannon 1 fridge, I’m talking to you, asshole. (At the time I lived in Brannon 1st. My pickles were stolen. Robots were, possibly unfairly, suspected.)
  • Does not answer to “Hey Man”, rather to “Hey Robot”.
  • Often seen caressing the mural of the robot in the Java Joint. That’s weird, I mean weird. (The Java Joint is the campus coffee shop, with a great mural of a sad robot examining a coffeemaker.)
  • Is noticeably less knowledgeable outside of Wi-Fi hotspots.
  • You’d hate to leave him alone with your pencil sharpener.
  • Cannot grasp fashionable irony, you will not find them in a cardigan or a retro 80’s tee.
  • Really strong, like, ROBOT strong.
  • Loves like a robot.
  • Family photos are your family photos.
  • Knives ineffective.
  • Snores like a chainsaw, and similarly cuts bed.
  • Can beatbox, like, really well.
  • His presence brings into question the nature of consciousness.
  • Cannot be seen in mirror, and vulnerable to garlic.
  • Reads this list aloud enthusiastically.
  • Does not use MyTunes without usage of contraceptives. (MyTunes was the campus internal network music-thieving program of choice.)
  • At beginning of the year, ate complimentary anti-virus software, periodically updates self.
  • Tries to Facebook John Connor.
  • Has turned back to soft-serve ice creams machine, exclaiming “I wish I knew how to quit you!”
  • Blog consists of really whiny 0’s and 1’s.
  • When unable to locate parking space, crushes own car into cube and reassembles when needed.

F.W. Raleigh’s Astounding Tales (C-Haus Venue)

April 10, 2009
The flier, a collage of about a dozen pulp sci-fi images I cut out of books

The flier, a collage of about a dozen pulp sci-fi images I cut out of books

The day finally came, and we did our performance at the Coughy House bar at Beloit College. The basement of the C-Haus where we performed was filled with all kinds of strangers and friends alike, who recieved the show well. F.W. Raleigh’s Astounding Tales was the first feature. Johnny “Boom Boom” Taylor and Gabe-Strader Brown reprised their roles as Raleigh and Jimmy. John McConnell switched to being Mr. Grant, Benjamin Geary was Mr. Miller, and Caitlin MacDougal was a lovely Sally Gunderson. An intermission followed.

The second feature was written by John McConnell, titled ‘Twixt Woodward and Emerson: A Tale of Olde Beloite Towne. It was a kind of Oscar Wilde, Young Goodman Brown, pseudo-Shakespeare mashup take on the classic college comedy story of a freshman (in this case, Emory Froshman played by Amelia Buzzell) on their quest to becoming B.M.O.C. He attempts to win the heart of the hottest girl on campus. The devil shows up (played by R.A. Schwartz) and things get out of hand. A large collection of dirty Beloit inside jokes in old English was a crowd-pleaser.

No recording that I am aware of exists, so the moment truly belongs to those present.

WBCR Radio Shows

April 10, 2009

In my tenure at Beloit College in Beloit, Wisconsin, I took the opportunity to be a part of WBCR 90.3 FM, the campus radio station. With a student population of only around 1,400 students and no formal paid staff at the radio station, it wasn’t terribly difficult or intimidating to get a weekly radio show.

John, Ben, and I in our 8-bit (but also full color) personas in a flyer I made

John, Ben, and I in our 8-bit (but also full color) personas in a flier I made

The first show I had, which endured until I left Beloit, was the Danger Mountain Hour with John McConnell and Ben Geary at a sweet spot on Friday evening. We would have interviews with historical figures, accept angry calls, and go on adventures across time and through fantastic worlds, playing some sweet music all the way through. This show also featured “SPACE DRAMA”, a pulp science-fiction radio play featuring moon outlaw Rex Samson (who would later become the star of the story within “F.W. Raleigh’s Astounding Tales!”) as he evaded the Moon Police. The show lasted for five episodes, ending right after Rex and the mad doctor Samuel opened a a plot hole using the plot device at just the right moment.

Mr. Interview and I discussing profound things in a promotional image

Mr. Interview and I discussing profound things in a promotional image

My own show was called “World of Knowledge” on Wednesday afternoons. It featured me and a robotic cohost named Mr. Interview talking about issues of the day as well as our personal lives. Mr. Interview was voiced by a text-to-speech program on the studio’s computer reading a pre-written script or one that I wrote frantically while music was playing (which was usually a mix of bluegrass and alt-country).

Another promo for World of Knowledge, now brought to you by public television in the 70's apparently

Another promo for World of Knowledge, now brought to you by public television in the 70's apparently

Topics of conversation often involved scouting around wikipedia articles about consspracy theories and domestic monsters and ghosts. I one time got crushed to death in the throes of undesired love with Mrs. Interview, my cohost’s wife on air. This led to their reconciliation and subsequent coitus, characterized by loud beeps and all manner of computer-themed innuendos. Those were the days.

Most of the scripts and recordings of these shows were lost in the great external hard drive failure of ’07, but I have managed to locate the complete script for SPACE DRAMA, which is located behind the cut below.

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Website Prehistory

March 13, 2009

In early 1998, when I was only 11 years old, I moved from Winter Springs, Florida to West Jordan, Utah when my dad joined a start-up hearing aid company. I left behind all of my friends and cousins to start over in this alien place. It was a lonely time. I didn’t make one friend in that period of time that was ever contacted following my departure to Minnesota in late 1999.

This was also the first time that my family’s computer had the internet on a regular basis.

Before this, we had only briefly entertained the “one week free” offers from Compuserve and Sierra’s ImagiNation Network. I had only seen the internet at friends and cousins houses, looking up videogame cheats and putting vulgar things into search boxes.

The first internet community I got involved with ever was centered around a message board for the old computer game Commander Keen.

This led to me using Microsoft Frontpage ’98 to make my first website for my internet handle at the time: Dr. Zingers’ Fortress of DOOM! (AOL Hometown was shut down a couple years ago, so the site now only exists by virtue of the Wayback Machine, which hasn’t archived all of the graphics) It was completed sometime in the lonely summer of 1998.

The site, regardless to say, is embarrassing.

The next year, I made a fan art site for Commander Keen stuff I had made. The game had a pretty shallow mythos to draw material from, and it was all silly to begin with. Nonetheless, I made The Distortion of William Blaze. A lot of the material on the site is just from me running pictures of the game through the old art program Dabbler 2. Not very proud of it.

There were a lot of partially completed websites I made after this, but I cannot for the life of me remember the addresses they were housed at or the Wayback Machine can only find a vague html loaded with broken links.

Nyiem.8k.com was made sometime in 2001, when my cousin Jonathan, currently a father, a model, and painter, came up to visit me in Minnesota. I had not yet made any friends (at least ones who would pry themselves from Counter-Strike for a minute) and was not yet aware of the marvels of Minnesota with which to astound my Floridian family. So, we spent a lot of the time in the basement, making goofy photo essays. These included:

A whole lot of my website work from this time involved first coming up with a name for a site, and then attempting to justify its existence next. Most of these sites did not make it past this stage. These included:

  • Nyiem
  • Tommy Taffy’s Tomfoolery
  • The Eagan Indifference League
  • Andantedega

The last phase of this period came in the form of One Man Nation, a strange proto-blog from 2002-2003. The page takes a bit to load now, as it tries to load a miniature message board from my now defunct tagboard. The site consists of seventeen updates, all about nothing in particular. Most make me wish that I had a kind of time machine that allows me to punch my younger self, temporal paradoxes and present day bruising be damned. This site also contains a few more joint projects between me and cousin Jonathan, including:

The last entry on the site turned the front page layout into an MS Paint parody of itself, and the site faded. Jonathan found better outlets for his time, and I got bored and started going to concerts. I did keep a a live journal, a xanga, and another blog following the advent of the word, but those haven’t had time yet to become anything but mortifying to me.

That said, I can design websites using modern methods and slightly fewer animated gifs. Honest.

Savage Days : The Motion Picture

March 12, 2009

Between Fall 2003 and Spring 2004, John McConnell, Trevor Murphy, Ben Geary, Chris Knoepfler, and I took our sweet time in making a period tale of mystery, intrigue, and paleoentology.

A lot of our time in high school was spent in John’s basement making goofball films for classes, which later led to our entry into the 2003 Eastview High School Film Festival: All The Secretary’s Men. The film followed John, Ben, and I struggling to think of a concept for a film for the film festival. This leads us through a magical journey into the heart and the nature of stories. It is ridiculous and embarrassing.

John wrote an outline for a story involving early 20th century political intrigue, dinosaurs, and funny hats.  The film that ended up being completed was very different from his vision, which involved a dinosaur battle beginning World War I. The plot hardly makes sense, but what the heck did back then?

In the film, I played German Fashion Minister Baron Von Pantshoven. He is a mysterious man with a silly accent, pulled into this strange and convoluted web of lies.

The film premiered in the Eastview High School auditorium in Spring 2004 to an audience exceeding a hundred people, including moms and teachers. It was received well.

In 2007 I created a website containing trivia, cast information, and a synopsis.

Here it is, in six parts, the motion picture event of the young century:

PART ONE

PART TWO

PART THREE

PART FOUR

PART FIVE


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